Smash Hit

Walkin' throo the pasture
Lookin' around
Belleh like a beach ball
Hangin' down

Wut’s that thing?
Will it bite?
Can I eat it?
You know that’s right

Peeps callin’ mah name
Hoppin’ around
Is that a peppermint wrapper?
I know that sound!

Give it to me
Don’t be shy
Com on I’m hongry
I ain’t gon lie

Hurry up and grooms me
That feels good
Put on the saddle
Take a walk in the wood

I’m a giant mule
You don’t need to worry
I won’t trip on nothing
Or get in a hurry

Back to the barn
Tack me down
Lemmeh eat som grass
And stroll around

I’m Paul.
Yeah that’s right.
I’m Paul.
Rollin’ VIP
Huh huh huh huh
I’m Paul.
Wut wut wut?
I’m Paul.
(fadeout)

Danger! Look Out!

Snake in teh grass! Snake in teh grass! Stomp the mule dance on him! Mash him, even though Mah Editor is on mah back!

Oh, wait . . . it's just a garden hose. Never mind.

Mah Brain

The Real Story About the Fourth of July

After the American Revolution ended, when Charls III, King of Spain, wanted to make friends with George Washington, he knew he had to send him som thing good in the mail. Som thing fancy. Som thing valuable. Som thing that no one else in the world had.

Did Charls send gold? No. Did he send jewelrys? No. What about a fancy sword with Washington's name wrote on the handle? NO.

Charls sent George Washington a mammoth Spanish jack donkey, so that he could start making draft mules like yours truly. And in conclusion, that is why we have the Fourth of July, to celebrate mules in America. It's a fact, you can look it up on the internets.

DO NOT LIEK!

Today I made a self-discovery. I don't like things onto my legs. In fact, things onto my legs turn me into a real jerk.

I hav given my Defy Teh Fly bands to Lady.

9-1-1

Last night there was an animal into teh pasture. He looked like this:
Didn't get a good look at his face though he was wearing a mask.

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