Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Me but Were Afraid to Ax!

1. Name: Paul Casper
2. DOB: 1989-ish
3. Height: Tall
4. Weight: Heavy
5. Favorite foods: Apples, pears, carrots, grain. Hay. Peppermints. What is that you got in your hand? Because that looks good too. Are you going to eat all of that by yourself?
6. Turn-ons? Food, face scritches, hugs around the neck, being groomed, yeah.
7. Turn-offs? Trotting, cantering, fast walking, getting mah feet picked out.
8. How long *is* your head, anyway? Mah head is approximately two feet long.
9. Where do you live? In the pasture with all mah peeps. Tex, Huck, Comanche, Molly, Nikki . . .
10. No, where exactly do you live? Maple Hill Stables on Boulder Road, right next to the barn where they keep the hay and the grains, yeah.